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Scott Hollifield: Galileo rests in pieces
Someday, I hope to be the proud owner of Abe Lincoln’s big toe.
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Scott Hollifield: Prepare now for alien invasion
Famed British physicist Stephen Hawking says space aliens, if they pay us a visit, will rip our faces off.
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Scott Hollifield: Donner Party, your apology is ready
The journalism community may find this hard to swallow, but it's possible we owe the Donner Party an apology.
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Scott Hollifield: Getting $oaked at the waterpark
Planning to go to a giant, family-oriented indoor waterpark?
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Scott Hollifield: Twelve years later, refrain has changed
Twelve years ago, when most of my parenting skills were based on what I learned from massive consumption of TV sitcoms, I wrote this:
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Scott Hollifield: Horned dung beetle safer than health care reform
It's official: The horned dung beetle is The World's Strongest Insect.
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Scott Hollifield: Need a good deal on a used ghost?
Turning to ridiculous international news, a woman in New Zealand sold what she said were two vials containing ghosts for nearly $1,400 in an online auction.
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Scott Hollifield: Monkey business? I beg to differ
Pundits, bloggers and others with way too much time on their hands are having a field day with the revelation that more than $70,000 in federal stimulus money will be spent to study monkeys on cocaine.
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Scott Hollifield: Ghosts enliven in deadly dull tour
I'm not a tour guide, but I play one at the newspaper.
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Scott Hollifield: Shiver me timbers, what a boat ride
Dear diary: You are now worth $6,000.
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Scott Hollifield: Have a nice fall, booty man
I walked across the street at the light and turned onto the sidewalk when my boots hit a slick spot, my weight shifted awkwardly, and I knew I was headed south.
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Scott Hollifield: What to do when the wheels fall off
Vehicle recall notices aren't as detailed or action-packed as I imagined. With the much publicized auto industry problems of late, I cruised on over to safecar.gov, the U.S. Department of Transportation's recall roundup site, to see if my truck was on the list of vehicles that will suddenly explode.
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Scott Hollifield: Do the hustle? Not so fast, kids
I don't boogie much.
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Scott Hollifield: And now a word from a corporate spokesperson
This week, I could not help but turn serious for a moment and weigh in on the Supreme Court's landmark decision to allow giant multi-national corporations to spend unlimited dollars on political commercials, a move that many free-speech experts and constitutional scholars say will --
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Scott Hollifield: And now, the shocking conclusion to the pony story
In case you were wondering, the pony worked when we plugged it in.
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Scott Hollifield: A city boy can barely survive
I recall The Great Blizzard of '09 as if it were last week or maybe the week before. There we were, huddled in our home, no electricity, snow falling, wind howling, wolves at the door.
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Scott Hollifield: Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part II
Readers who did not overly indulge in Uncle Fred's eggnog or trip over the tail-end of their new Snuggies and smash their skulls on coffee tables may recall last week's column, Scott's Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part I, a guide to what will happen in the coming year.
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Scott Hollifield's Trance-Induced 2010 Year in Preview, Part I
Shhh. I'm in a trance.
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Scott Hollifield: Rebuking better than a tire tool thumping
In the end, South Carolina lawmakers said Gov. Mark Sanford may be a lying sack of toe jam, but that doesn't disqualify him from holding the state's highest office.
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Scott Hollifield: Let's hope this pony still runs
This holiday season, I'm putting faith in my fellow man - or counting on a Christmas miracle - that the pony will actually work when we plug it in.
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Scott Hollifield: Attack of the coughing man
Whatever the gentleman came to talk about was suddenly unimportant.
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Scott Hollifield: Dear Santa, You owe me one, buddy
I don't like to use my widely read newspaper column (eight loyal readers, if Uncle Vern recovers from what doctors have now labeled "swine gout") for personal gain, unless it's to lure people into my latest money-making scheme or further my political ambitions, which is also my latest money-making scheme.
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Scott Hollifield: Honest, Abe, I'm here to help the busy presidents
In March of 1861, 8-year-old George Patten was having a rough go of it in school.
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Scott Hollifield: Up the mountain and back in time
My truck may be a time machine.
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Scott Hollifield: Thankfully, lion attacks now rare in the workplace
It was a good day at work. I wasn't eaten by a lion.
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